Online Exposure 

Online Exposure is an emerging form of sexual fetish which is subset of humiliation play. This is achieved typically by Faggots (males) & Sluts (females) taking pictures of themselves while acting like pathetic whores. The more the photo would ruin/destroy your reputation if your coworkers or immediate family were to see it the better. Instances of spreading your butt cheeks so the world can see your asshole , huge dildos wrecking one's anus & covered in Sharpie} body writing are typically the most common traits of this fetish. Full Online Exposure is achieved when your pics are reblogged/retweeted/reposted so often that searching your name on Google or Bing will bring up your pictures. Ruination is achieved when your content has gotten spread so far & wide that it has truly become public domain & this point you are now forever a sad & disgusting part of the internet at large.

Example 1:
Otter Phox is such a fucking faggot. He lost all his friends because he got WAY too into Online Exposure & everyone could see what a disgusting cum slut he is.
Example 2:
Look at Pup Davey over there jerking off in the corner. Someone must have exposed his prolapsed asshole online again. What a loser.
Example 3: Hold on I just have to expose this faggot online real quick & then we can leave.

Online Exposure by FaggotJustinExposed May 21, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012