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Used to refer to the type of girl that you suspect of being a floozy and that you would only hit one time.

-She could be hot, yet lacks serious self-respect which means she's fucking everybody. Good for a trick, any more than once will likely result in someone being hospitalized.

-She could be semi-busted, but good enough during a drunken engorged dork rage to fit the bill. Could also be a slumpbuster type.
Knob one: "Did you fuck __________ last night?"

Knob two: "Who that Onezy?"

Knob one: "Yup"
Onezy by Dtrojano March 25, 2011
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Super drugged out on some pills and tree
This nigga was so onezy we had to take him home
Onezy by Kiexya May 27, 2020
A Let's-Play comedy YouTube channel created by Chris O'Neill (OneyNG) featuring solo but mostly co-hosted gameplay/comedy commentaries classically featuring anonymous pseudonymed guests DingDongVG and Julian, but more recently fellow animator and long time friend Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles), Joshua Tomar (Tomamoto), Lyle Rath, Cory (Spazkidin3d), and many others.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Oneyplays?
Man 2: No what's that?
Man 1: It's like The Game Grumps but funny!
Man 2: Cool man I'll check it out.
Oneyplays by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021
small smoking pipe that delivers approximately one lungful of smoke per loaded bowl.
yo pack a oney i'm too paranoid to use the bong.
oney by moon March 28, 2005
A one piece snow suit. Worn back in the day when skiing was young. Now commonly worn by thy Gaper. Comes in Solid or Multiple bright colors. Do NOT wear in Colorado or you shall get mugged.
For Gaper day, I decided to wear a Onesy.
Onesy by A Local Coloradian May 2, 2009
Chris O'Neill, also known as OneyNG is an Irish animator, musician, voice actor, podcast co-host, game developer, and YouTuber. Chris made his start on Newgrounds and quickly made a name for himself through his comedy animations, appearances on the comedy podcast "Sleepycast", and his successful Let's-Play channel "Oneyplays".

Since then Chris has branched out into game development with his upcoming indie title "Bowlbo: The Quest for Bing Bing" described as a "whimsical, colorful, 2.5D action adventure game that rewards momentum and skillful acrobatics" developed by OneyWare and Albino Moose Games.

Chris also composed music and sculpted the 3D model of a crazy character that jumps out of the TV for Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles) and Michael Cusack's Adult Swim pilot "Smiling Friends".
Man 1: Do you like OneyNG?
Man 2: Erm...*scratches chin with wicked grin*...of course I do.
OneyNG by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021

Onety one 

It's what they were gonna call "eleven" before they thought of "eleven."
Im so bored..... so I post lame definitions on this site......
Onety one by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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