One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

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