A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.
by Mr BlobbyBlob December 26, 2011
A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.
#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol
#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol
1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.
2. Girl, she's just a blob.
3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.
4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.
6. That blob doesn't even matter though!
7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!
8. Have a seat, blob.
2. Girl, she's just a blob.
3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.
4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.
6. That blob doesn't even matter though!
7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!
8. Have a seat, blob.
by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
British slang for a condom.
"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"
by Thumper 5 January 20, 2018
by bobb todd July 07, 2006
a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank
Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)
Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty
Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters
Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty
Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters
by yrba1 April 13, 2009
by the howboucha guy March 07, 2008