On my one

Performing at my best. Proficient. Sharp. Prepared to do well.

There's no better baller (basketball player) than me, this season I'm on my one

by wordem'up October 12, 2011

one on my name

Expression used as a goodbye among males to instruct one man to say the other man's name during climax with a girl in lieu of the girl's name. Often used among co-workers because if a man must work and cannot have intercourse, his name should still be heard among the copulating.

"Good work tonight Brian, one on my name, one on my name."
"One on my name, Jesús?"
"When you fuckin' and you pop, you say 'Jesús!' instead of your girl's name, cuz I'm workin!"

by Vill September 11, 2008

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

On my ones

"On my ones" is a popular phrase used in South East London high schools and is simply slang for “on my own”. As all slang does, the phrase slowly died out and is now used purely for comic effect. Variants of the phrase include: On your ones, Ones and One-sies.

Guy A: I'm just going to go get some chocolate.

Guy B: Don't leave me On my ones!

Guy A: Shut up...

by BakedBeans November 28, 2009