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On cheeks 

When you’re telling someone some real ass shit and you need to let them know it’s for real. It also can be used in a question format.

cheeks referring to booty cheeks
On cheeks, she got herpes from that guy.

On cheeks, did he die in a car crash?
On cheeks by Big ski May 16, 2019
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Skeemin' on cheeks 

A plot to make unwanted sexual advances on female butt cheeks.
Man CJ was sure Skeemin' on cheeks last night. Did you see him bowling ball grip that girls asshole?
Skeemin' on cheeks by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009

Hands on Cheeks 

A term used to describe any sort of physical intimacy with a woman without providing specific details.
Meeting up with shorty rock later - fixin' to put hands on cheeks bigtime.

Cheeks on Cheetos 

Cheeks on Cheetos is basically used to describe anyone that is super suspicious or very sus-like.
*you walk in on your cousin kissing another boy* “Oh hell na, I always knew you were Cheeks on Cheetos Sean!”
“It’s not what it looks like!”

cheeks on deck 

have u seen that girl Kim's ass? she got some mad cheeks on deck!
cheeks on deck by flutterby April 30, 2009

beef cheeks on the chin 

When you, or someone else is at a party and they just don't fit in. Eg, sober at a phrat party. Common name for this person is "Gary". Often think they're the main attraction but everyone just wants them to leave. Gives of a rapey/ creepy vibe.
"Man, i showed up to this party after work on Friday, everyone but me was wasted. I was a real beef cheeks on the chin but I stuck around anyway. Drove home sober at midnight"

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie
We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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