On Tender 

Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.

Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.

On Tender by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

go down on that dino tender 

something said by guys who think they're cool, but in reality they look weird when they say it

"dude i'd definitely go down on that dino tender"
*everyone else at the table rolls their eyes*

go down on that dino tender by >sliced bread January 25, 2011

cat pic on tinder 

If you're female and your Tinder profile features a picture, this is code for I am cat lady and I am looking for a ONS or anon sex

Cat pic on Tinder!? She is so dtf

cat pic on tinder by Rtwshane February 21, 2018

Slaying donkeys on tinder 

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks

Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder

Slaying donkeys on tinder by King2103 October 4, 2018

stunning hot girls on tinder 

SO STUNINGG!!!!!

although you didnt find any matches

i love stunning hot girls on tinder

stunning hot girls on tinder by top g gamer 10 June 28, 2023

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps 

Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022

tenderly on the rocks 

it sounds like some sort of alcoholic drink.

however, it is a random name of a dreamed up book by mcb in her late middle school years.

the book is rumored to be in progress. about hamster armies being in charge of every natural disaster within the past 10 years.

i think boys play a large part in it.

kevin riggle to matt lemieux to tom fuller.

if it ever gets published. or even drafted. it will be a wonderful book to read.

inspired in part by the song WAITING FOR YOU. and shelby hanson.

tenderly on the rocks is the name of a book

tenderly on the rocks by clonazepam .5 mg May 30, 2009