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Omindi is an amazing looking person who has being through HELL who can't stop simping over people that she know she could NEVER be with.
pov : teacher had a voice crack

Omindi - looks at friend and ends up dying out of laughter
Omindi by kalvinnnnnnnnn December 29, 2021
Words you can keep
STUD THAT GETS EVERYGIRL AND GET HIS WAY NO MATTER WHAT UNDERRATED IM EVERYTHING AND HAS THE BEST PERSONALITY SO OVERALL PERFECT
Yo that guy over there has balls for talking to Stephanie

Bruh he’s such an omini

Ik i wish i was him
Omini by Jason hean April 11, 2020
Related Words
Omindi Omini ominik Ominiqu omondi Omindu Omnidiot Ohindiana OINDIA olindi

Omnidibs 

A neologism referring to inappropriately claiming right of first refusal ("dibs") on everything within a specific group of people or item
Suj: I like that girl over there, and that one, and that one over there too, ooh and that one too

Alan: Can't call omnidibs bro!
Omnidibs by Hindustunna November 30, 2015
A dark brown nigga wit a huge slong anaconda
Damn he is a Omini , ya he has a huge cock

Ominiknowest 

word used to describe people who think they know more than anyone else. Synonyms: know-it-all, smart ass. Derived from omniscient. Made by Nigerian musician Waje and popularized by young entertainer Emanuella.
Teacher: Emanuella, give me an example of a big animal.
Emanuella: The big fish that swallowed Jonah
Teacher: It is not possible for a whale to swallow a human because it has a small throat.
Emanuella: But it's in the bible. My uncle told me.
Teacher: What does your uncle know! I studied zoology.
Emanuella: Anyway, you're my teacher, so obviously you know better. But when I die & go to heaven, I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: And what if Jonah is not in heaven?
Emanuella: Then when you go to hell, ask him.
(The teacher looks at her shocked while the other pupils are laughing.)
Emanuella: Humph. Ominiknowest.
Ominiknowest by Cerise Precious December 20, 2016
A girl who gets played but is loyal and has trust issues she’s chill and doesn’t care about most people’s opinions
Ominiqu got played not suprised
Ominiqu by Ominiqu June 20, 2020
A strong African King. Omondi is confident yet humble, relentless, focused, funny and passionate about the things he cares about. He loves his Family and is loyal to those who love him just as much. He is gifted at making his vision a reality, and does not waste his time on gossip, drama and circumstances that are out of his control. He is spiritual and moves by faith. Never doubting his creator as he soars past adversity. Any woman who is with him will be treated as his Queen.
Omondi is a King and is relentless when it comes to accomplishing his mission.
Omondi by Kontybonty November 23, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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