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Two olives short of a martini 

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air
"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Related Words
Expression of peace, love and Unity. 'Olivu' means 'olive' in many languages and so has an association with the olive branch, a symbol of peace. The letters rearranged make 'i lov u', the text message version of 'I love you'. The capital 'U' comes from the 'u' shape formed by the thumb and fingers raised up as an symbol of Unity.
To show that you want to end an argument say "olivU!" (say o-li-vu) and raise the thumb and fingers to form a 'U' shape. If the other person accepts the peace offer they will raise a U to link with yours so that the palms interlock with each other and the forearms are at 90 degrees to each other.
olivU by Jax X January 11, 2009

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives 

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.
From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Black olives matter 

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.
Did you know that black olives matter now?

Good Olives 

a term used to show pleasure at something that someone else has done or at something that has happened to you.
SALAD BOY: i bought a new pack of walnuts the other day. they were half price!

TOM: good olives!
Good Olives by Mr Arto August 18, 2008
A very hard working person.
An Olivas is an honorable person.

An Olivas is someone who will help you succeed in life. You can always count on an Olivas to help you. An Olivas is a beautiful person, inside out. An Olivas is Godly and will always find the good in people. If you meet an Olivas, consider yourself lucky.
I was having a hard time at work but luckily, Olivas talked to me and made me feel better.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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