Olivinitis 

This is a mental illness men get for thinking they ever have a chance with Olivia.

I am going to ask Olivia. Never mind, I have olivinitis.

Olivinitis by Joshua Hader November 6, 2019

cerebral originitis 

when you are in room one and you think of something you need to get in room two, you walk to room two and forget what it was you where doing/getting in that room.

the below is cerebral originitis:

when you go back to room one you immediately remember why you went in room two in the first place.

this can happen many times in a row when you keep remembering and forgetting. this is called (number)fold originitis.

my mother had a case of cerebral originitis when she went to the kitchen to get the spoon.

cerebral originitis by Jake Robinson December 21, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016