Oliver Wood 

gryffindor's quidditch captain who also happens to be hot as fuck but no one says anything about that

girl with eyes:"have you seen Oliver Wood?"

blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"

Oliver Wood by that b1atch November 29, 2020

Oliver Wood 

The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.

My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.

Oliver Wood by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021

Oliver Wood 

The Gryffindor quidditch teams' keeper and captain in the Harry Potter series. Of Irish origins, known for being specifically dedicated to quidditch and only quidditch.

His obsession with baseball is on the borderline of being the same as Oliver Wood's quidditch obsession.

Oliver Wood by ActualRat17 September 22, 2016

Oliver Wood 

The Batman of Tamworth

"Oliver Wood is him."

Oliver Wood by Definitely not DJ Khaleda August 2, 2023

Oliver Woodfine 

Smart person

Bro 1: DUDE OLIVER GOT 100% ON THE LAST EXAM
Bro 2: Duh he's Oliver Woodfine !

Oliver Woodfine by elpotato717 May 16, 2023

oliverwoodsexual 

When you are in love with Oliver wood (from Harry Potter)

Hermoine: I’m in love with Oliver wood
Ron: :( that’s called Oliverwoodsexual

oliverwoodsexual by Oliverrrrwoodddd December 29, 2020

oliverwoodsexual 

People in love with Oliver wood are called Oliverwoodsexual

I like Oliver wood, so I’m Oliverwoodsexual

oliverwoodsexual by Oliver wood lover December 29, 2020