The fear that you may not be a real person, but a character played by Gary Oldman, and that you, your life, and your world could cease to exist if the director yells Cut.
by SleepySavior May 21, 2025
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doctor: dear oscar, i am affriad you have oldmanaphobia... there is nothing i cand do for you. oscar: you frick head! i am going to kick ur ass!!!
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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