Definitions by SleepySavior

Oldmanophobia

The fear that you may not be a real person, but a character played by Gary Oldman, and that you, your life, and your world could cease to exist if the director yells Cut.

I jump any time I hear someone yell "cut" due to my Oldmanophobia

Oldmanophobia by SleepySavior May 21, 2025