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Old Ladies in a Bath Tub 

A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!

Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.
I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.

tattooed old ladies 

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!

Flying Old Ladies 

1. 3 or more best friends who will spend the rest of their lifes making fun of eachother and go on a cruise when there old ladies.

2. Old ladies who are best friends that can fly
1. Have you seen Titanic? Theres a flying old lady in it! Where are the other flying old ladies?
Flying Old Ladies by rainrainreyna February 20, 2011

rolling old ladies 

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’
rolling old ladies by Mijopod December 18, 2017

r/OldLadiesBakingPies 

As the name suggests, it’s old ladies baking pies but with a twist
The twist? All of the post titles are made similar to titles found in pornography
Person 1: “hey have you checked out r/OldLadiesBakingPies?
Person 2: “no I haven’t. Sounds nice though”
Person 1: “yeah it’s pretty cool”
Person 2 after checking out the subreddit: “WHAT THE FU-”

Olladies 

an old lady
"man i need a girlfriend"
"there's one thirsty woman i know"
"Yeah, man who is it... Is it a olladies "
"yeah man"
"get that shit away from me"
Olladies by HARDITtheHERB March 19, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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