what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!
As the name suggests, it’s old ladies baking pies but with a twist The twist? All of the post titles are made similar to titles found in pornography
Person 1: “hey have you checked out r/OldLadiesBakingPies?
Person 2: “no I haven’t. Sounds nice though”
Person 1: “yeah it’s pretty cool”
Person 2 after checking out the subreddit: “WHAT THE FU-”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).