Old Firm

Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.

"You can always tell when the Old Firm has been in town, the bins have been ravaged for food, and every shop doorway has been shat in"
"Yes, but their shellsuits add such a nice splash of colour"

Old Firm by Aye, Right January 6, 2009

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Two Glaswegian teams, Rangers and Celtic. The only two teams who will ever stand a chance of winning the SPL, Rangers due to their superior excellence, and Celtic due to the fact they always have a 12th man on the pitch - the referee.

During an old firm match at gypsy world celtic were unable to win, so called on the ref to allow a fly kick, and awarded an offside goal and also gave a penalty!

old firm by tim_h8r October 11, 2008

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Old Firm Bird

When girls pretend to support rangers/Celtic on old firm day in hope of they boy the fancy will show them some sort of attention, usually noticeable by a Snapchat story saying fuck the pope or queen

She’s such an old firm bird

Old Firm Bird by Kryptt May 2, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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