Old Baldy

A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.

Girl, I would go to the party tonight but Old Baldy has me on lockdown.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021