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Oladokun 

Last name of of certain person named Josh........... the richest man alive who cries all the time and goes on pornhub to find human connection. Gets bored easily and will leave you without hesitation, leaving you feeling worthless and unlovable. He's a cold husk of a human being who enjoys eating mayonnaise off the floor, spitting on babies, and drinking puddle water. Collectively hated by all the cis straight guys for stealing all the girls, and gets kidnapping and death threats constantly. Great guy, 10/10, would recommend to anyone feeling like they need a pick me up.
Girl 1: Uggg..... Oladokun is such a sweetheart!
Girl 2: AHHHHH! I WISH I HAD AN OLADOKUN!
Boy 1: Shut up! That Oladokun is such an asshole.
Boy 2: I hate that Oladokun guy so much.
Oladokun by olioliander January 15, 2024
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Oladokun 

Last name of of certain person named Josh.......... the richest man alive who cries all the time and goes on pornhub to find human connection. Gets bored easily and will leave you without hesitation, leaving you feeling worthless and unlovable. He's a cold husk of a human being who enjoys eating mayonnaise off the floor, spitting on babies, and drinking puddle water. Collectively hated by all the cis straight guys for stealing all the girls, and gets kidnapping and death threats constantly. Great guy, 10/10, would recommend to anyone feeling like they need a pick me up.
Girl 1: Uggg..... Oladokun is such a sweetheart!
Girl 2: AHHHHH! I WISH I HAD AN OLADOKUN!
Boy 1: Shut up! That Oladokun is such an asshole.
Boy 2: I hate that Oladokun guy so much.
Oladokun by olioliander January 15, 2024
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Oladotun means wealth has become new. This name is unisex. Persons with these names are smart, intelligent, God fearing and hardworking. They will refused to be bullied by others. If you treat them nice they would reciprocate the same kind of treatment towards you, but if you treat them bad, you would most likely get the same result. Dotuns are cute and cool people and they love to have a good time. Most importantly they are loyal, honest and reliable friends:
Oladotun is a reliable and loyal friend. Am glad I have her in my village.
oladotun by D.dots February 3, 2020

olatokunbor 

(origin: Nigerian); unlucky omen; a female born with 12 fingers, 12 toes and gap teeth
I can't believe our daughter was born an olatokunbor... No, no, no, this is a sign we will have such a bad harvest this year. Why are we so unlucky?
olatokunbor by EthiopianManGirl February 3, 2013
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026