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Oladokun

Last name of of certain person named Josh.......... the richest man alive who cries all the time and goes on pornhub to find human connection. Gets bored easily and will leave you without hesitation, leaving you feeling worthless and unlovable. He's a cold husk of a human being who enjoys eating mayonnaise off the floor, spitting on babies, and drinking puddle water. Collectively hated by all the cis straight guys for stealing all the girls, and gets kidnapping and death threats constantly. Great guy, 10/10, would recommend to anyone feeling like they need a pick me up.

Girl 1: Uggg..... Oladokun is such a sweetheart!
Girl 2: AHHHHH! I WISH I HAD AN OLADOKUN!
Boy 1: Shut up! That Oladokun is such an asshole.
Boy 2: I hate that Oladokun guy so much.

by olioliander January 15, 2024

Oladokun

Last name of of certain person named Josh........... the richest man alive who cries all the time and goes on pornhub to find human connection. Gets bored easily and will leave you without hesitation, leaving you feeling worthless and unlovable. He's a cold husk of a human being who enjoys eating mayonnaise off the floor, spitting on babies, and drinking puddle water. Collectively hated by all the cis straight guys for stealing all the girls, and gets kidnapping and death threats constantly. Great guy, 10/10, would recommend to anyone feeling like they need a pick me up.

Girl 1: Uggg..... Oladokun is such a sweetheart!
Girl 2: AHHHHH! I WISH I HAD AN OLADOKUN!
Boy 1: Shut up! That Oladokun is such an asshole.
Boy 2: I hate that Oladokun guy so much.

by olioliander January 15, 2024