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To hurt yourself while jacking off vigorously while sticking your thumb up your ass.
Alex pulled an Okulski and now has a brace on his wrist.
Okulski by dudewastingtime May 15, 2009
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man look at that stud hes playin like a motha fuckin okula!!! hes the shit.
okula by stropoli April 27, 2004
1. Verb:
To obsessively call bullshit in hopes of being proven wrong in a spectacular manner.

2. Adjective:
Someone who illustrates definition 1.

Origin: Coined in response to a Jalopnik writer correctly pointing out a fake viral video. As a result he was humiliated in a new one. Everyone on the internet then thought it was clever to attempt to insult random companies in hopes they would do the same.
1. Travis Okulski'd so hard that the playmate decided to let him get to second base.

2. "Travis don't be such a fucking Okulski. Just because you don't believe he got a Ferrari doesn't mean he will give you a ride to prove you wrong."
Okulski by Orlove March 10, 2014
OKULTRA (commonly used in Will wood songs) is a play on words for MKULTRA which is the code name given to a program of experiments on human subjects that were designed and undertaken by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, some of which were illegal.
"Myers-Briggs, OKULTRA, takes a village to fake a whole culture." -Suburbia Overture by Will Wood
OKULTRA by G0R3YK1TT3NZ August 11, 2023
A type of toilet dwelling frog, which feasts upon the feacal matter left in a toilet bowl. They can often be found at gay bars, as the semen often found in the bowls is apparently a real treat for them. They are generally regarded as repulsive creatures.
I'm saving mad water now i've got an Okulla in my shitter, its gobbling down all my little brown fishies. With Gusto!
Okulla by Holodeck2 November 5, 2009
the gayest guy at Kennedy that has a hot ass sister!
Look at that gay Okula, he has a hot ass sister, but he sucks at baseball!
Okula by Stropoli June 8, 2004