Ojabrims Share definition Flag N. The act of stealthily running up to a person, ejaculating in their ear whilst shouting Ojabrims!, and running off. Dan has a penchant for Ojabrims at inopportune moments. Ojabrims by The Wordsmizzith January 8, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Ojabrims mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch