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This guy. I mean what can i say, he's the best person you could ever meet. He's funny, smart, handsome (since that's what it literally translates to in arabic) and most importantly, sexy. He has the sexiest body any man could ask for. Women get blinded by his dashing looks and stylish outfits. All in all, he's my daddy.
I was wet after looking at Oissim's handsome face.
Oissim by randomfolk69 November 23, 2021
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“Dude have you seen the account simpforjonossoff on tiktok? What a bunch of ossimp”
ossimp by Daddyissuessss March 16, 2021
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Oissim Ossim Oishimo oissing ossimp
It's o-s-s-i-m ossim.
Ossim by Anonymous September 30, 2003
when you the of she particular of the inside two minus the eights worth of many multiple minutos
7 posthumous oishimos jumping on the bed
one fell of and whened the when
Oishimo by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 6, 2021
Ossim is an alternative word for "Awesome", it was originally used when "Awesome" was accidentally added to the censorship list permanently.
player1 - Oh shit, that's *******!!
player2 - Oh damn why have that ******* word censored! WHYYYY!!!!
player1 - Hmm, perhaps we can use "Ossim" as an alternative word for *******-- you know what I mean... to bypass that goddamned censorship?
player2 - THAT'S OSSIM IDEA!!
Ossim by Swift Fox July 25, 2009
when ben ward is afraid he's gay and when in denal becomes angry
ben :)says:
oissing me off now
oissing by irishdrunk91-09 August 5, 2009
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