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completely screwed up on ecstacy and/or another type of illegal stimulant drug
"damn that bitch is off tap!!"

"yeh she took 3 e's and snorted a line of coke."
off tap by mynameisneo July 2, 2006
to crack the shits!
ie. to get angry with something
I hear Steve is a bit pissed at Jono at the moment?
Yeah mate he's off tap
off tap by unwritten law March 19, 2004
A phrase engrained in the roots of Fantasy Basketball, directly relating to anything of which could be considered a big deal.
Calum's trade rape of Frasier was off tap!
Mikes free throw percentage this week is off tap!
Off tap by Calym October 18, 2012

Off Tap Crap 

The Off Tap Crap, discovered by the Greek is a method used after consuming a tablet or tablets of ecstacy. The process involves disposing of bodily waste and inadvertantly causing the performer of the act to become Off Tap. Also known as pill shit, pill spill, eccy eruption and lollie loo.
Fuk man, im so Off Tap right now ay. Just had my Off Tap Crap. Im feeling great!!

off tap crap pill eruption lollie munted
Off Tap Crap by Pill God June 22, 2009

turning off the tap 

Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.
"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."
turning off the tap by theiabitch February 23, 2017
the impatient motion of two or more opponents' feet just before they engage in a physical altercation. Typically seen in street fights.
Person 1: "Those two look like they're about to fight"
Person 2: "Oh shit I see them"
*people fighting do the little foot dance for a half second before fighting"
Person 1: "Why do they do that before fighting?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think it should be called a tap-off"
tap-off by stivodivo December 25, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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