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meaning absolutely insane, or something extremely cool or impressive
Guido: Oh my god that celica is OFF TAP!!!!!
off tap by Beej December 5, 2004
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completely screwed up on ecstacy and/or another type of illegal stimulant drug
"damn that bitch is off tap!!"

"yeh she took 3 e's and snorted a line of coke."
off tap by mynameisneo July 2, 2006
to crack the shits!
ie. to get angry with something
I hear Steve is a bit pissed at Jono at the moment?
Yeah mate he's off tap
off tap by unwritten law March 19, 2004
A phrase engrained in the roots of Fantasy Basketball, directly relating to anything of which could be considered a big deal.
Calum's trade rape of Frasier was off tap!
Mikes free throw percentage this week is off tap!
Off tap by Calym October 18, 2012

Off Tap Crap 

The Off Tap Crap, discovered by the Greek is a method used after consuming a tablet or tablets of ecstacy. The process involves disposing of bodily waste and inadvertantly causing the performer of the act to become Off Tap. Also known as pill shit, pill spill, eccy eruption and lollie loo.
Fuk man, im so Off Tap right now ay. Just had my Off Tap Crap. Im feeling great!!

off tap crap pill eruption lollie munted
Off Tap Crap by Pill God June 22, 2009

turning off the tap 

Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.
"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."
turning off the tap by theiabitch February 23, 2017
the impatient motion of two or more opponents' feet just before they engage in a physical altercation. Typically seen in street fights.
Person 1: "Those two look like they're about to fight"
Person 2: "Oh shit I see them"
*people fighting do the little foot dance for a half second before fighting"
Person 1: "Why do they do that before fighting?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think it should be called a tap-off"
tap-off by stivodivo December 25, 2023
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