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Lights Off Baby
Lights Off Baby by tetrameth June 20, 2010
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Jerk-Off Baby
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
Jerk-Off Baby by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
party the baby off
party the baby off by DrewDawg January 20, 2006
cut the boots off the baby
cut the boots off the baby by skankhunt32 December 2, 2016
Off the grid crack baby
Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.
Off the grid crack baby by Adg623 April 24, 2018
off the grid crack baby
An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
off the grid crack baby by Acexc31 May 1, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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