ofed

adjective
Over it. Can be used to describe something as wack or someone as mad.

“That’s straight ofed”
“I’m ofed”

by Baby cheeks7 March 11, 2018

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Ofed

When you’re officially fucked

Taylor is ofed because Ryan broke up with her
Ali: “how ya feeling girly?”
Taylor: “ I’m ofed”

by AliMo02 June 3, 2018

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friend of ed

anyone with an eating disorder is a friend of ed - typically women ("e" eating "d" disorder)

i'm a friend of ed. he follows me everywhere.

by mariec33 October 19, 2008

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The Arm Of Ed Paradox is when Ed , from an alternate timeline had his arm sliced off. This in return caused the arm to fully regenerate into a new being as this alternate timeline works very differently to our own. This Creature was codenamed by Distraction Industries into the 'Arm of Ed' Aka , Ahmed. One day whilst owner of Distraction Industries was skipping through periods if time across multiple vastly different timelines , attempting to eliminate alternative versions of Rhys who were set to diverge from the path of time , he discovered the newly formed 'Arm of Ed' , Upon taking it back to his timeline , the original timeline nicknamed the 'The Origin' or 'Timeline 1' , he replaced the newborn child of a mother ; who was an alternate version of Rhys's mother, he replaced the divergent with with 'Arm of Ed' whose name became 'Ahmed'.

That doctor who episode where his old arm turns into a human is just like the Arm Of Ed Paradox! Crazy

by The Archiver April 25, 2022

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Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.

"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."

by Brakin7 August 26, 2009

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