by butface1994 February 27, 2015
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by Jimmy Graf July 14, 2003
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The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.
by Dr. Obvious June 16, 2008
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*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."
by From my awesome grandfather <3 August 31, 2010
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this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.
Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....
by Kaelli May 10, 2010
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by Cubicpubic F*CK ACADEMY September 25, 2008
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(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
by Jsenpai August 27, 2014
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