by butface1994 February 27, 2015

by Jimmy Graf July 14, 2003

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.
by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."
by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 01, 2010

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

by Cubicpubic F*CK ACADEMY January 13, 2009
