ocular

The act of locking someone's eyeball for sexual stimulation

I gave that bitch the best ocular of her life last week

by butface1994 February 28, 2015

Ocular

1. A badass band.
2. A lense.
3. An adjective pretaining to the eye.

by Jimmy Graf July 14, 2003

ocular rectism

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Ocular rectitis

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010

Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 28, 2014

Ocular Job

Stimulating a man's genital part with the the partner's eye socket.

As you can SEE, this is how ocular jobs works...

by Cubicpubic F*CK ACADEMY September 25, 2008

ocular rectitis

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

by Kaelli May 10, 2010