Love Octopus

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus

Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"

by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009

Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011