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Ocala Christian Academy 

Ocala Christian Academy is a Baptist school in literally the middle of Florida, it's a small school with the population of 300 students. Though it's a "Christian" school, that doesn't stop the student from smoking weed in the parking lot and vaping in the bathrooms. There's a no touch policy that no one follows because it's a stupid rule. Even though they constantly talk about homosexuality being a sin, most of the girls are gay. If you walk into the bathroom you wouldn't be surprised if there was orgy with all the 8th grade girls. If anything this school leads people into being gay because of how stupid their rules are.

When you walk into the hall the first thing you would see is some pedo teacher flirting with all the middle school girls.

If you ever get sent here, you're probably gay or your parents just hate you, all the gay students don't make up for all the mullet-having, boot wearing white boys who constantly say slurs.
Never send your kid here, they will hate you, and might brutality murder you in your sleep, it's worse enough that you make them live in Ocala.
Also I can't help but mention how this school mentally affects people, in full honestly the church is probably a cult. Anywho, most kids that end up here graduate from the school or just kts. There's nothing in-between.
Some random: "What's Ocala Christian Academy?"
Me: "exactly"
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