obsessticle

Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.

Creepy Brian, married with 2 kids, wouldn't stop stalking Wilma.
Eww... He's an obsessticle.

by Anton Veronika Cloncurry April 15, 2011

obsessticles

extremely obsessed, infatuated, or intrigued;

used in place of the word "obsessed";

should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel

Jenni: Did you see that new episode of How I Met Your Mother?

Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!

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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?

Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.

by oliveantoinette November 3, 2011