objectosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.

Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"

Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"

Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."

objectosexual by Sim-Dog April 8, 2009

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Objectumsexual

according to hafsah law listed #739, objectumsexual is a sexuality based on the love of inanimate objects with nothing living within.

oh my god Rafe is SO objectumsexual I can’t STAND IT

Objectumsexual by warrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 6, 2021

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ficto-objectumsexual

You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects

person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.

person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.

person 1: neat

ficto-objectumsexual by DuzFF July 6, 2021

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objectsexual

à person who enjoys being sexually attraccted to an object.

jack:check it out that girls raping that chair

James: she must be an objectsexual

objectsexual by ut8uoiutrrrr March 6, 2009

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objectsexual

Someone who is infatuated with an object/personal item.

During the interview, the psychologist encountered a case study of an objectsexual individual who expressed romantic attraction and emotional connection solely to inanimate objects.

objectsexual by XTCumsock96 April 21, 2024

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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