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Obama Jam 

The complete and utter halt of any and all traffic in Ottawa, Canada while President Obama rolls around in his monster sled aptly named "The Beast" for 6 hours.

P.S. I hope the "Beavertail" was worth tying up Ottawa traffic for an extra hour durring rush hour.
Usually I pick my blazing hot wife up at 3:46, but due to the Obama Jam, she spent an hour sitting in a crappy OC Transpo bus waiting for The Beast to roll by.
Obama Jam by Shaithis February 20, 2009
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ObamaJam 

The unfortunate result of a Presidential visit to your city adversely affecting vehicular and pedestrian traffic alike.
I am walking from Madison and 50th to Second and 50th and haven't moved in 30 minutes. How long can the police corral us on the street corner? This can only be an ObamaJam! Grr..
ObamaJam by MacNinja2019 September 22, 2009

jamal osama 

A nigga who is a hoe he hoes everybody and don’t give a fuk simple he is a real ass nigga
Jamal osama is a hoe fo fun
jamal osama by Hgbmlo October 22, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008