Obama Comma 

A political Comment or commentary on Obama which can be either positive or negative, but generally from the perspective of Obama's political base of support or a generally pro-Obama point of view, offering a defense of Obama against some ridiculous charge or conspiracy theory offered by opponents. "Comma" indicating a pause or break from the momentary insanity.

Was that a "Terrorist fist JAB"!!!

No, that is called "dap" and it is a gesture done by athletes to indicate team spirit, congratulations, or as inspiration to perform well. (That is an Obama Comma)

Obama Comma by Obama Comma December 13, 2009

Obamacomma 

The pause Obama does when he's waiting for his teleprompter to switch to his next screen. Obama would have no need for Obamacommas if he simply wrote his own shit instead of reading others.

Obama: I have singlehandedly saved the economy, and the world.
.......
(obamacomma)

Obama: I have also passed the greatest healthcare bill on the face of this planet. Thank you

Obamacomma by Bob the Mops March 2, 2011

Obamacoma 

The deep unconscious state of mind from Americans and people around the world while they give Barack Hussein Obama cart blanch as president. This includes not taking the time to learn and research his stated agenda.

Vital signs include a glaze over the eyes upon hearing his name, frequent uses of the words "change" and "hope" when defending support of him, and reading tabloid magazines that praise his wife and kids.

Sources of this coma include Obama's ethnicity, youth, political party affiliation, and the fact he is not George W. Bush.

Meanwhile, his inauguration party cost more than $100 million, despite the $10 trillion in deficit that continues growing with all the "economic stimulus" plans.

He has no intention to reduce the size of the U.S. government or bring the troops home. He will continue implementing the Security and Prosperity Partnership to make North America one country.

The only change you're getting are three quarters in 2012 for every dollar we have today.

Obamacoma person: "Obama will bring change to South Africa, the Iraq, like such as."

Any other person: "Oh jeez. She must be in an Obamacoma."

Obamacoma by Shareeb4Prez January 31, 2009