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Obamacomma

The pause Obama does when he's waiting for his teleprompter to switch to his next screen. Obama would have no need for Obamacommas if he simply wrote his own shit instead of reading others.
Obama: I have singlehandedly saved the economy, and the world.
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(obamacomma)

Obama: I have also passed the greatest healthcare bill on the face of this planet. Thank you
by Bob the Mops March 2, 2011
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Obamayomama

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OBAMANOMA

Noun: a government program that keeps on growing.
The obamanoma of energy, education, and healthcare have squandered tax payer's payments.
by tax payer 135 September 26, 2012
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OBAMAMAMMA'S

1-Young,nubile women who worked anywhere near Mubarak Hussein Obama during his Illinois senatorial campaign,those who worked with him while he took up space as a supposed "contributing" Senator from Illinois and those who worked on his presidential campaign.Who all have developed that "bloated feeling"

2-Some young "boys" of indeterminate sex who were in the same circumstances as the aforementioned young ladies.

3-people of any age who are easily fooled.

4-Various farm animals,implements and small tractors.

5-Anybody that was fooled by promises of positive change in our government.

6-way too many college students.
"I had morning sickness today and I am feeling like I am going to give birth to Satan,do you think I might be one of those obamamamma's?"

"wannaneeda Joesephene,y'all feelin poorly?,y'all might be one a dem obamamamma's and about to birth the ruination of this country!"
by Wild Bill from Alaska February 12, 2009
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Obamacoma

The deep unconscious state of mind from Americans and people around the world while they give Barack Hussein Obama cart blanch as president. This includes not taking the time to learn and research his stated agenda.

Vital signs include a glaze over the eyes upon hearing his name, frequent uses of the words "change" and "hope" when defending support of him, and reading tabloid magazines that praise his wife and kids.

Sources of this coma include Obama's ethnicity, youth, political party affiliation, and the fact he is not George W. Bush.

Meanwhile, his inauguration party cost more than $100 million, despite the $10 trillion in deficit that continues growing with all the "economic stimulus" plans.

He has no intention to reduce the size of the U.S. government or bring the troops home. He will continue implementing the Security and Prosperity Partnership to make North America one country.

The only change you're getting are three quarters in 2012 for every dollar we have today.
Obamacoma person: "Obama will bring change to South Africa, the Iraq, like such as."

Any other person: "Oh jeez. She must be in an Obamacoma."
by Shareeb4Prez January 31, 2009
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Obama Comma

A political Comment or commentary on Obama which can be either positive or negative, but generally from the perspective of Obama's political base of support or a generally pro-Obama point of view, offering a defense of Obama against some ridiculous charge or conspiracy theory offered by opponents. "Comma" indicating a pause or break from the momentary insanity.
Was that a "Terrorist fist JAB"!!!

No, that is called "dap" and it is a gesture done by athletes to indicate team spirit, congratulations, or as inspiration to perform well. (That is an Obama Comma)
by Obama Comma December 13, 2009
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Obamacoomer

This means "Whaddup" in Obamanian
OBAMACOOMER WHATS UP NICK
by Yandere dev1324 September 16, 2020
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