Obama Biden

When you squint your eyes while reading the name Osama Bin Laden.

Guy1: hey pal who did 9/11
Guy2: *looks it up on their phone while squinting due to high brightness* uhh Obama Biden
Guy1: don't you mean Osama Bin Laden
Guy2: sorry i was squinting while looking it up due to my phone's high brightness

Obama Biden by Boggy#8745 March 8, 2023

Biden my time like Obama 

To wait for further developments just like democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama is waiting to become the next president of the United States of America with Senator Joe Biden as his running mate.

Person 1: Are you going to get that new car that you have been looking at and talking about for that last couple of months?
Person 2: No, not right now. I am Biden my time like Obama until I see how the current economic situation pans out.

Biden my time like Obama by BluDragon October 23, 2008

Went for an Obama and just got a Biden.

Went for an Obama and got a Biden.

I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)

Went for an Obama and just got a Biden. by rlvargas December 11, 2020

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama 

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024