An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.
Did you hear about David Rich giving Alexus Flip an oaty biscuit last Thursday!?
When a man has sex with a girl who is lubed up with another man’s man fat, his penis is now referred to as an 'oaty dunker', because he has stirred another man’s porridge…
Big Dave, “Oh man, I was with Katie last night, it was great! What a filth bag”
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.