Stands for Old Witch Problems - when women of a more mature age start experiencing odd facial hair growth, disappearing eyebrows, thinning lips, hands resembling old leather and the need to wee every 10 minutes.
Mandy (whilst checking reflection in a mirror in bright daylight): OMG girls can you see my moustache and have I got a beard? Who do I resemble most Hitler or Saddam Hussein?
Livy: Hitler
Mandy: what about my beard?
Isa: Oh mum if I were you I'd worry more about your non-existent lips haha
Mandy: thanks girls you're both gonna have OWPs one day!
Livy: Hitler
Mandy: what about my beard?
Isa: Oh mum if I were you I'd worry more about your non-existent lips haha
Mandy: thanks girls you're both gonna have OWPs one day!
by Lazyfatbitch February 28, 2017
An expression exclaimed when one sees something exciting or familiar and wants others to check out and similarly owp.
by whateverbitch89 July 11, 2008
Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, a sudden moment of realisation or when reacting to a remark
Origin - Hayes, Middlesex and South London regions
Origin - Hayes, Middlesex and South London regions
In the context of realisation or disappointment:
Teacher: "Dash, your answer is incorrect"
Dash: "Owp!"
Teacher: "Dash, your answer is incorrect"
Dash: "Owp!"
by omorfos May 06, 2016
Talking with OWP about Ferguson is like teaching Latin to your dog. Near impossible, and frustrating for both parties involved.
by urbanza2020 May 24, 2015
by Wilso March 27, 2008
by wilso March 27, 2008
by tibz September 03, 2003