OWPs

Stands for Old Witch Problems - when women of a more mature age start experiencing odd facial hair growth, disappearing eyebrows, thinning lips, hands resembling old leather and the need to wee every 10 minutes.

Mandy (whilst checking reflection in a mirror in bright daylight): OMG girls can you see my moustache and have I got a beard? Who do I resemble most Hitler or Saddam Hussein?
Livy: Hitler
Mandy: what about my beard?
Isa: Oh mum if I were you I'd worry more about your non-existent lips haha
Mandy: thanks girls you're both gonna have OWPs one day!

by Lazyfatbitch February 28, 2017

OWP

An expression exclaimed when one sees something exciting or familiar and wants others to check out and similarly owp.

eg, "o look it's batty boy's mum"

"owp"

by whateverbitch89 August 03, 2008

owp

Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, a sudden moment of realisation or when reacting to a remark
Origin - Hayes, Middlesex and South London regions

In the context of realisation or disappointment:

Teacher: "Dash, your answer is incorrect"
Dash: "Owp!"

by omorfos May 16, 2016

OWP

Old white people. Self-explanatory. Most of middle America.

Talking with OWP about Ferguson is like teaching Latin to your dog. Near impossible, and frustrating for both parties involved.

by urbanza2020 May 26, 2015

OWP

Definition: Old Wrinkley Penis!

Examples: Titch and Shannon love OWP

by Wilso March 27, 2008

OWP

Definiton of OWP: Old Wrinkley Penis

Example of OWP: SHANNON stone and TITCH bergkamp

by wilso March 27, 2008

owp

Bad gamers that like realism over gameplay.
Often followed by nub or noob to make an insult

DOD 3.1b to 1.0 retail
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by tibz September 02, 2003