Stands for Old Witch Problems - when women of a more mature age start experiencing odd facial hair growth, disappearing eyebrows, thinning lips, hands resembling old leather and the need to wee every 10 minutes.
Mandy (whilst checking reflection in a mirror in bright daylight): OMG girls can you see my moustache and have I got a beard? Who do I resemble most Hitler or Saddam Hussein?
Livy: Hitler
Mandy: what about my beard?
Isa: Oh mum if I were you I'd worry more about your non-existent lips haha
Mandy: thanks girls you're both gonna have OWPs one day!
Livy: Hitler
Mandy: what about my beard?
Isa: Oh mum if I were you I'd worry more about your non-existent lips haha
Mandy: thanks girls you're both gonna have OWPs one day!
by Lazyfatbitch February 28, 2017
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