omfp

Oh my flippin pancakes

omfp guess what happened today?!?!

omfp by Jackie rawr April 17, 2008

OMFP

Own Mother Fucking Program!

A deviation of a Military slang for when a person is on their own thing.

SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?

LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*

OMFP by cm0 November 9, 2022

OMFP

On my face please!

Sienna Miller OMFP!

You are saying you would like Sienna Miller to sit on one's face.

OMFP by GunnyJP August 12, 2009

OMFPBM 

short for:"oh my fucking purple banana man". Is used instead of OMFG by people in the purple banana man cult.

person1: OMFPBM I think I lost my phone.

person2: OMFPBM finally I found another fellow banana man follower.
person1: ALL HAIL PURPLE BANANA MAN.
person2 : JOIN THE HIVE FOR THE HIVE WILL CONSUME ALL.

OMFPBM by babuka October 21, 2020

OMFPC 

OH MY FUCKING PENIS CLOUD !

YOU KISSEED HIM ?! OMFPC !

OMFPC by BieberGirl August 7, 2009