Own Mother Fucking Program!
A deviation of a Military slang for when a person is on their own thing.
SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?
LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*
SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?
LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*
by cm0 November 9, 2022
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Get the OMFP mug.short for:"oh my fucking purple banana man". Is used instead of OMFG by people in the purple banana man cult.
person1: OMFPBM I think I lost my phone.
person2: OMFPBM finally I found another fellow banana man follower.
person1: ALL HAIL PURPLE BANANA MAN.
person2 : JOIN THE HIVE FOR THE HIVE WILL CONSUME ALL.
person2: OMFPBM finally I found another fellow banana man follower.
person1: ALL HAIL PURPLE BANANA MAN.
person2 : JOIN THE HIVE FOR THE HIVE WILL CONSUME ALL.
by babuka October 21, 2020
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