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Own Mother Fucking Program!
A deviation of a Military slang for when a person is on their own thing.

SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?

LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*
OMFP by cm0 November 9, 2022
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omfp • OMFPBM • OMFPC

OMFP

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On my face please!
Sienna Miller OMFP!

You are saying you would like Sienna Miller to sit on one's face.
OMFP by GunnyJP August 12, 2009
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OMFPBM 

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short for:"oh my fucking purple banana man". Is used instead of OMFG by people in the purple banana man cult.
person1: OMFPBM I think I lost my phone.

person2: OMFPBM finally I found another fellow banana man follower.
person1: ALL HAIL PURPLE BANANA MAN.
person2 : JOIN THE HIVE FOR THE HIVE WILL CONSUME ALL.
OMFPBM by babuka October 21, 2020
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OMFPC 

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OH MY FUCKING PENIS CLOUD !
YOU KISSEED HIM ?! OMFPC !
OMFPC by BieberGirl August 7, 2009
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Gayborhood 

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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
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kenlet 

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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026
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