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OMFBJ...did you really lose all your clothes last night?!
OMFBJ by rickrar September 18, 2011
Words you can keep
caca: "do you like him?"

dada: "OMFBJ!!!!! he's the hotttest cookie i lick him up."
OMFBJ by hell's bells on wheels March 30, 2008
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OMFBJ OMFB OMFJ OMBJ omsbj OMBBJ OMFBHCYDTTMIASA omfBIO omfbl omfej
OMBBJ is an acronym.
Oh My Black Baby Jesus.
Used to show excitement towards something or to show disapproval.
Raven:Whats the capital of Israel?
William:Is it Hebrew?
Raven: OMBBJ, you are totes ridic. Obvi, it is Jerusalem.
OMBBJ by williamLOVESdrake October 27, 2010
OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ
OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you
OMFJ by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012
OMFB thats so awesome!

omfb i cant wait for the show tonight!
omfb by chasrjas November 5, 2010
The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"
OMFJ, mon!
OMFJ by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

OMFBHCYDTTMIASA 

Oh my balls how could you do that to me I am so awesome
Christie: liar TELL me
Jon: I can't, it's a secret
Christie: OMFBHCYDTTMIASA
Christie: :(
OMFBHCYDTTMIASA by outwardbob August 5, 2012
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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