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Old person 

If you can't read this you either need glasses or you are an Old person.
Guy 1: I saw some Old person on the street asking me for money
Guy 2: Did you give him anything?
Guy 1: Fuck no, old people are scary.
Old person by Oskarmandude2 August 2, 2013

Old Person Child 

Someone who is very old but still acts like a child.
Tyler is such an old person child since he is old but needs common things explained to him!
Old Person Child by KrustyKrustt April 16, 2018

old person kinker 

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40
Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?
old person kinker by missmærkov November 4, 2021

Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that
"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"
Old person racist by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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