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inside joke which basically refers to how many dicks a man has.
1 of them: bad
2 of them: good
3 of them+: holy shit you’re godly

example:

Billy: Do you need 2 or 3 of them
Me: holy shit he said 2 or 3 of them
Billy: Wtf
of them by kornball May 14, 2025
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Kill Every Last One Of Them 

A command often issued by irritable princes who have had nine years to build up anger about their family being massacred and five years to dream of killing childhood friends who are believed to have been involved in said massacre.
Knight: Your Highness, some people outside said the Kingdom is too cold, what should we do?
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!

Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them 

The last of the 8 major Yungbooty Riots, and the line of gunpowder just ended. After this 1 day riot, the 4th World War began. On June 2nd, started a three year war on the Tigershark Uprising. The president gave formal permission, and this monstrosity of a war had just begun.
Chaos was amidst during the the last few days of the Yungbooty Riots. Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them, or the YB-LoT finally got the US to attack on the filths that are Tigersharks.

man and boy, every last one of them 

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people
chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

Kill every last one of them 

A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!
Me: No!! We can't dude, we have too many weak units!

You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them 

A great saying by a very wise man
person: Im going to kill you and your family

wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

One of them ther' gopher-dogs 

The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.
Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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