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O’Steen 

Verb. When you accidentally come off mute on a virtual meeting and bad mouth the person giving the meeting.
He O’Steened and the boss heard him talking smack
O’Steen by CoolArrow3367 August 31, 2022
Words you can keep

have you seen the world? o.O 

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated
Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O

Osteentatious 

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.
Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.
Osteentatious by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Joel Osteen 

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.
I just took the biggest joel osteen.
Joel Osteen by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

Joel Osteen 

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.
"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."
Joel Osteen by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

Joel osteen 

Evil preacher who preaches for millions of dollars but wont lift a finger until guilt tripped to help hurricane victims hes litterly leading over 7 million people straight to hell in a handbasket . A true pawn of the antichrist.
Joel osteen is a pawn of satan.
Joel osteen by frien June 14, 2019

Osteened 

Not welcomed.
We lost our home in a flood and desperately needed shelter but was osteened by our local pastor.
Osteened by Mojefro August 31, 2017
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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