O’Steen

Verb. When you accidentally come off mute on a virtual meeting and bad mouth the person giving the meeting.

He O’Steened and the boss heard him talking smack

by CoolArrow3367 August 31, 2022

have you seen the world? o.O

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated

Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O

by Aka ADT ~Ninjawayz #2 November 29, 2010

Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Joel Osteen

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

Joel Osteen

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

Joel osteen

Evil preacher who preaches for millions of dollars but wont lift a finger until guilt tripped to help hurricane victims hes litterly leading over 7 million people straight to hell in a handbasket . A true pawn of the antichrist.

Joel osteen is a pawn of satan.

by frien June 14, 2019

Osteened

Not welcomed.

We lost our home in a flood and desperately needed shelter but was osteened by our local pastor.

by Mojefro August 31, 2017