O'Doul's

The most pointless beverage in the world: a non-alcoholic beer. If you're gonna drink fucking beer, take it like a man. O'Doul's actually has 0.5% alcohol, so if you can down about 100 you might feel a little buzz.

Jimmy drank 100 O'Doul's and was hospitalized for a water overdose...completely sober.

O'Doul's by Nick D November 11, 2003

O'Doul's Party 

A non alchoholic only party.

Cocky dude at O'Doul's Party- I felt tougher when I had my beer muscles, this sucks.

Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?

Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.

O'Doul's Party by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

sneakers o'doul 

someone that never takes off their shoes.

hey man make yourself at home, oh take yer shoes off.

nah man. can't do it. i'm sneakers o'doul.

sneakers o'doul by chunkography January 4, 2009

O'Doulsed 

When a bartender serves you an O'Douls instead of the beer you originally ordered. Perhaps the result of cheap bastards not tipping properly.

After Danny bought his second round without leaving a tip, the bartender O'Doulsed his bitch ass.

O'Doulsed by Mistah Bob Dobalina August 25, 2011

o'douls 

The soberest of competitions -- when one man challenges another to get drunk on o'douls.

I challenge you to an o'douls.

o'douls by goatlove November 9, 2012

O'Douls 

One screams "O'Douls!" when family members or relatives say sexually inappropiate comments to each other. This stems from the joke, "Going down on your cousin is like drinking O'Douls. It tastes the same but you know something ain't right."

When a male cousin says to his attractive female cousin, "Oh, I'll give you a pearl necklace." One's response should be "O'Douls!!!"

O'Douls by P.M.F.L. February 1, 2009

O'Douls 

not quite a beer: this beverage was created for that poor sucka at the company christmas party who can't be trusted with a real beer.

1. pretend you are normal and stand there with an O'Douls you dumb alchoholic.

2. Jim told us a story of how he came to run over seven women and two children while drunk driving a parade float last thanksgiving has he sipped a crisp clean O'Douls.

O'Douls by Sid Kozack June 29, 2006