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Nytai
Nyairah
A beautiful being, truly adorable and unmatchable in her sense of humor. Her smile outshines the sun and brings complete joy to those around her. She will always find a way to make your day greater, unless you're her enemy, she will haunt you for life. In conclusion, Nyairah is cute×∞ and her laugh is adorable. :)
Person:"Help! I'm looking for the most beautiful angel here!"
Other Person:"Oh you mean Nyairah? She's over there eating hot cheetos!"
Other Person:"Oh you mean Nyairah? She's over there eating hot cheetos!"
Nyairah by Pisces Pie March 3, 2019
Nyotaimori
Nyotaimori is japanese for "female body presentation". (It is sometimes called "body sushi".) It is the practice of eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically nude. As a result of being served on a human body, the temperature of the sushi or sashimi comes closer to body temperature, which some may see as a downside or a benefit.
The practice is, in fact, not in any way common in Japan and generally associated with prostitution and the yakuza. Western media reporting of the phenomenon severely misrepresents this to the point that it is perceived in Japan as a European fad.
Before becoming a living sushi plate, the woman is trained to lie down for hours without moving. She must also be able to withstand the prolonged exposure to the cold food. Her body hair, including pubic hair, would also be shaved.
Before service, the woman would take a bath using a special fragrance-free soap and then finish off with a splash of cold water to cool the body down somewhat for the sushi.
In some countries, in order to comply with sanitation laws, there must be a layer of plastic or other material between the sushi and the body of the woman.
The practice is, in fact, not in any way common in Japan and generally associated with prostitution and the yakuza. Western media reporting of the phenomenon severely misrepresents this to the point that it is perceived in Japan as a European fad.
Before becoming a living sushi plate, the woman is trained to lie down for hours without moving. She must also be able to withstand the prolonged exposure to the cold food. Her body hair, including pubic hair, would also be shaved.
Before service, the woman would take a bath using a special fragrance-free soap and then finish off with a splash of cold water to cool the body down somewhat for the sushi.
In some countries, in order to comply with sanitation laws, there must be a layer of plastic or other material between the sushi and the body of the woman.
"I have to wonder is nyotaimori is an erotic experience or if the dining party is indifferent to the naked woman on the table."
Nyotaimori by Mair Mair August 30, 2006
nyaisha
Get you a nyaisha
nyaig
Means hello. Comes from the word Tag in German, also meaning hello. Nyaig is said in a devilish, impish manner and is usually said with a scrunched up face which supposidly replecates a devils face.
2 guys meet in a bar, 1 of the guys is stood at the bar with a pint for himself and a pint for his mate. The guy who walks up to the bar 2nd, taps his mates shoulder and says, in impish manner....nyaig!!!!!!
nyaig by Chris, Son, Vod October 11, 2007
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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