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nutpicking

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.
When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.
by RGEsq August 11, 2006
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Nutpicking

When a girl picks yo nuts
Oo no she is nutpicking my nuts
by NegroNut69 booiiiiiiii May 30, 2018
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nitpicking

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.
My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.
by allay808 October 30, 2013
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nutsacking

When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.
"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"

"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."

"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"
by PermNasty June 14, 2009
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netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
by lordjupiter February 9, 2010
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nutjacking

Slang for masturbating, particularly performed by males.
I can't wait for Britney Spears to lose some weight so I can get back to nutjacking to "Oops!... I Did It Again."
by silaszeus@lycos.com June 29, 2006
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Nitdicking

Some who is nitpicking and also dicks around with your stuff.
I was working with this developer and he was Nitdicking around with my website.
by H2theD August 23, 2016
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