nutbam

When a theoretical Asian bams his nuts on you displaying his higher intelligence. Derived from Vietnamese.

I just got a nutbam trying to connect bluetooth.

by Electronics101 November 15, 2019

nutbar

a wild, crazy, or freaky person.

that nutbar that blew past us gotta be going at least a buck and a half!

by westman November 8, 2003

nutbar

A fucking hardcore nutter. Someone you really don't want to mess with. Would probably break a bottle over your noodle, then ask questions later.

'You really don't wanna mess with that guy mate, he's a fucking nutbar'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

nutballs

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs

Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times
Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq

by vennyweenny October 5, 2023

nutbag

someone who is a little bit crazy, a little bit squirrelly

That dude just talked for half an hour straight about flying saucers and their connection to the tabasco sauce industry. What a nutbag!

by roger February 3, 2004

Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles.

-A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided
-A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way.

-Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.

Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys?
Guy: Do you have nuts?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then no.

by yomanitsnoah December 12, 2012

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003