Nut Syndrome 

Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.

John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!

Nut Syndrome by DrDanish November 2, 2018

Post Nut Syndrome 

Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.

- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.

Post Nut Syndrome by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011

Pre-nut Syndrome 

1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.

During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.

Pre-nut Syndrome by duchebag81 July 24, 2010

Phantom Nut Syndrome 

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum

For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

Phantom Nut Syndrome by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009

Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.

Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.

Toxic Nut Syndrome by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019

Phantom Nut Syndrome 

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.

She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.

Phantom Nut Syndrome by Halfaman December 19, 2009

Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS) 

1. A condition of having huge balls.
2. High levels of testosterone in either a male or female.
3. Willing to take a chance or a risk, not afraid to back down, but not putting ones nuts in harm.

1. "Bro Bill got huge balls!" "Yeah he got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)."
2."Damn that bitch is hella crazy, she just whooped that fools ass!" "Hell Ya I whooped his ass cuz i got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)!"
3. " I put my money on that homie he got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)."

Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS) by Bones82 May 6, 2009