Nut Smeg 

Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.

I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.

Nut Smeg by Joe hitts January 2, 2009

nutsmeg 

man made genital spice.

sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.

dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.

nutsmeg by will6691 November 15, 2012