Nut Flu 

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

Nut Flu by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

Flu Nut 

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

Flu Nut by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

nut flush 

Having the best flush possible in poker. Often misunderstood as an ace high flush. In some games of poker, like omaha or hold'em, there will be the possibility of a straight flush and an ace high flush would be beat. When this happens, an ace high flush (unless it is the royal flush) is NOT the best hand, thus, it IS NOT the nut flush.

Flop:
K J of diamonds, 2 of Spades
Turn:
9 of diamonds
River:
2 of Clubs

Your hole cards: 10 Q of diamonds

Your opponents hole cards: A 7 of diamonds

opponent: "I've got the nut flush!"
You: "No, idiot, you have the seconds nut flush; I have the nut flush; I have a straight flush 9 through King, you just simply have an Ace high flush. I win, YouJustGotPwnd."

nut flush by Bad Beat June 14, 2007

nut flush 

Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.

"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."

nut flush by LancelotLongBottom June 7, 2019

nut fluff 

To put baby Powder on the balls to keep them fresh

I nut fluffed after i got home from work to keep my nuts fresh all evening long

nut fluff by rockcrawlintoy May 14, 2008

Nut fluff 

To graze a man's nuts in an upward manner with ones arm or hand

Buffey "accidentally" nut fluffed Criss as he walked by her desk, secretly he liked it thou.

Nut fluff by Smallshelbs April 12, 2017

nut flush 

Oral sex performed on a male.

I got a nut flush from the girl over there.

nut flush by Coldceller January 20, 2005