Nun-cunt 

A cunt that is useful to nobody.

That kev guy is fucking useless, he's a total nun-cunt

Nun-cunt by Bazza1928 November 17, 2016

Nun-Cunt 

A unit of measurement, approximately 7 inches or the length of pubic hair on a nun's cunt.

"Hey dude, we are short about a nun-cunt on this dry wall."

Nun-Cunt by The bearded sex addict January 20, 2009

as dry as a nun's cunt 

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

as dry as a nun's cunt by P V 2 March 24, 2018

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt 

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

dry as a nun's cunt 

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

dry as a nun's cunt by bill smiff January 5, 2011

colder than a nun's cunt 

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.

colder than a nun's cunt by rnathenson October 9, 2009

Tighter then a nun's cunt 

A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice

Danm bro this fucking nail is tighter then a nun's cunt

Tighter then a nun's cunt by -_- _/(-_-)\_ November 8, 2020