Numptide 

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

Numptide by bifs101 October 28, 2016

numptie 

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

numptie by fgf November 14, 2003

Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

Numpties by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

Numpties by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

Numpties by Ben September 19, 2003

numptied 

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.

It's not working! Is it numptied?

numptied by Hrvoje May 20, 2004

numptie 

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

numptie by rKingie June 19, 2008